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02 Jun 12 at 11 pm

emilianadarling:

Because instantly alienating a huge chunk of your demographic through offensive humour is the best way to sell soda pop. (x)

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stylators:

imagine if i was famous and you would all be like “i followed her once”

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marththebland:

In thirty years we’ll all be saying “remember when people used the internet?” and then we’ll laugh and laser beams will shoot out of our mouths

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02 Jun 12 at 5 pm

She is now sleeping on me. I JUST I CAN’T.


02 Jun 12 at 5 pm

I JUST LOVE HER OK

I JUST LOVE HER OK
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02 Jun 12 at 4 pm

She’s probably the cutest puppy of all time. And her name is Pearl. I’m in love.

She’s probably the cutest puppy of all time. And her name is Pearl. I’m in love.
Class is too quiet
Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.

ricksanscrotum:

i talk about wanting a boyfriend but i dont even know what id do with one like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat

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30 May 12 at 8 pm

soselfimportant:

my 12 year old stepson just handed me a literal wad of cash and said “buy yourself somethin nice”

it is like 400 dollars

where did he get it

what is

what

what

what

what

w h a t

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